Welcome to the labyrinth
Welcome to my own little world
It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you

peppermint-prince:

i love hearing puppies running over to you

it’s literally just

pitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterPITTERPATTERPITTERPATTER

(via faultsinourstarbucks)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via guy)

elliotexplicit:

alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

10/10

madnutella:

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

image

I’ll reblog this every time.

i love will smith

(via cumfort)

unphrased:

I wish I could just press the restart button on some people.

(via takemeback-)

madnutella:

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

image

I’ll reblog this every time.

i love will smith

(via cumfort)

relush:

i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.

(via takemeback-)

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

(via fake-mermaid)

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via guy)

simsgonewrong:

The floating horse certainly enjoys the beach view.

condom:

crystal math

(via unescapable)

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do

(via heylookitstimmy)

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via relahvant)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via interjects)