Welcome to the labyrinth
Why do you have to be bad for me?
Every little thing you do drives me fucking insane.
perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook
mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

Omfg

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

(Source: angrybirdsmoviemoved, via guy)

sagegalo:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

This is the best one I’ve ever seen!!
Anonymous said: so apparently someone in my school wrote on the bathroom stall "fuck me daddy" and it reminded me of you

gnarly:

it was me ;)

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via retiredjesus)

  • Me: people on here are so extra its pathetic
  • Me: *sees hot person*
  • Me: PLEASE spit in and around my eyeball until the only thing i can see are the molecules making up your saliva i want it to soak into my cornea and become a part of me UNF
i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders